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Millennials, You Suck at Divorce.

In Dating Sucks, Top 3 by Jennifer

Millennials You Suck!   (I think I’m about to lose my job. Those damn Millennials!) They’ve finally started doing something right! Yes, you heard me. I just got done reading an article that my Dad sent me from Bloomberg. Because of you pesky Millennials, the divorce rate is dropping! I can’t even believe it after all the annoying shit you do …

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Worst DATE Ever!

In Dating Sucks, Top 3 by Jennifer

I sat there watching. Boy, was it sad. It looked so…. Well, painful. No, it wasn’t just painful, it looked flat-out disastrous. It was like watching a terrible horror film with your hands over your eyes or a car wreck…You know like you don’t want to watch it but you just can’t help yourself. Yasss. That is what I witnessed …

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Dating Tips From The Shower

In Dating Sucks, The Truth, Top 3 by Jennifer

Today I was in the shower. You know it’s where I do my best thinking. I thought about when I was single. Not like it was sooo long ago…but it’s been some time now that I’ve been in a relationship. But today while I was shampooing my hair, I started thinking about how I used to get all dolled up …

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I should do a PODCAST?

In Podcast, Top 3 by Jennifer

Check one, two. Check. Is this thing even on? Can you hear me? Cause this seems to be working but it looks like a giant, black penis and I can’t really be sure! Push what button? Where is it? Ohhhh this one!! Yaaas! Hi, hi! Helllloo, out there world, I’m Jennifer Hurvitz and THIS is Doing Divorce Right Podcast! (Oh, …

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Words You’ll Wish You Never Heard

In Dating Sucks, Top 3 by Jennifer

I thought I had a pretty good vocabulary. Then I got divorced and started online dating… I went on online dating sites and quickly realized I was going to have to learn a whole new online dating vocabulary! All these crazy-ass words, but why? Well, it seems as we continue to fail and fuck up with dating and relationships we need …

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How to Keep a Man (…and the top dating mistakes women make!)

In Dating Sucks, Top 3 by dancedivajen

You met for dinner. He ate with his fork. Even spoke in full sentences. Then, it happened… He paid the bill. Oh. My. God. You actually found a guy you want to date? Yes! He’s a good one…and it’s only been six months, three weeks, two days and five hours. (But who’s counting?) You like him and he’s attractive, smart, …

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Dating Mistakes Men Make

In SEX, The Truth, Top 3 by dancedivajen

Can’t live with them. Can’t live without them. Men. But we can train them! (I kid…kinda.) Seriously, don’t you think we can just give them a little help so they don’t lose a great girl, offend an amazing woman…or turn-off a kick-ass catch? The answer is YES! (After all, that is my job, y’all.) And why you ask am I the …

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My Teenager Hates Me…and I Don’t GiveAF

In Family, Top 3 by dancedivajen

  He looks like my kid. Sometimes he even acts like my kid. I swear he’s mine. But last week when I asked him to, please take out the trash, and he stared at me like I had asked him to climb Mt.Everest naked…I had my doubts. I wanted to collect a blood sample and have him DNA tested! This …

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Batman Lives

In The Truth, Top 3 by dancedivajen

I try to leave. I’ve tried a million times. I break up with him. I say we will never work. He’s not my “type.” I make a list of why we shouldn’t be together; I bad mouth him to my friends…convincing myself we have no future. I fight with him to test us; not even knowing I’m doing it. But I …