I try to leave. I’ve tried a million times. I break up with him. I say we will never work. He’s not my “type.” I make a list of why we shouldn’t be together; I bad mouth him to my friends…convincing myself we have no future. I fight with him to test us; not even knowing I’m doing it. But I …
Life Goes On
I am a mother. I am scared. I am worried. I am angry. And I am entitled to my opinion. I am also educated enough to know that my opinion is only an opinion and while it is what I believe it may not be correct. And I also understand that what I believe is not what you may believe, or the …
Be My Valentine
Flowers are nice. Candy is sweet… A card is good if you write in it. Some even buy jewelry. Ahhh the day of heightened expectations; and shattered dreams. What? Am I wrong? Bullshit. I am so right.. you just hate to admit it. Valentine’s Day is the one day of the year that ALL women expect their men to blow out …
Practice what you Preach
I know what to do. I wrote a book for fucksake. I am basically a relationship expert! I can help other people get happy so what the hell is wrong with me? Rhetorical. I know exactly what’s wrong with me; I don’t practice what I preach! I have been to the seminars and the therapy sessions. I go to Campowerment …
Impossible to Love
I debated writing this. I thought about it for a long time. In fact, I might chicken out even now… As I type. I might just stop, delete, and change my mind. (Should I? Nah.) It’s an important one I think. But it hurt like hell to hear last week when it happened. So writing it now just brings up …
The Hate Blog
I am obsessed with Howard Stern. What? It’s a new thing, and I can’t stop listening to him. I love him. I want to be him when I grow up…and truthfully I’d do just about anything to get on his show. With that said, this morning he did this “montage” that made me laugh so hard, I cried. Tears were …
New Year, New ME!
The ball has dropped, bitches. The horns have been a blown. Balloons popped. Friends puked. Bring on 2018. I have never been so ready for a year in my life. Ok, so other years not so much. 2015, not a fave. 2009, the fucking worst. And I could give or take 2016. But this year, 2018…bring it on! I am …
Enough is Enough
I have it all. A best selling book. An award-winning TV pilot. My kids are happy, and healthy… And I’m in a great relationship with a kick-ass man. What more could a girl possibly want? Shit. Don’t ask. It should be a no-brainer, right? I mean it should be rhetorical. I should want for nothing! But for shits and giggles …