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I told you so!

In Family by dancedivajen

On Thanksgiving Day my True Love gave to me…. Ten bottles of wine. Stopped nine times. Eight pounds of stuffing. Seven things in the oven. Six trips to Starbucks…. Fiiivvvveee HOUR DRIVE! Four in our car. Three bags for Jen. Two red-headed kids. All for Thanksgiving at the Healey’s!!!! 

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Back to School

In Family by dancedivajen

  It’s rainy. And gloomy… Pretty gross out today. Perfect for driving. NOT. So, of course…I’m only that much more freaked out as I watch Jonah drive away in the Prius with the STUDENT DRIVER sign on the top. Oh fuck. Not only do I officially have a kid old enough to be driving, in two weeks he’s starting high school. …

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One Reason Why Not

In Family by dancedivajen

I was bullied. Not gonna lie. In fact, I was sexually assaulted. Yup. I was teased, too. And emotionally abused by my sorority sisters…and I’m pretty fucking sure I was date raped. After all, “No means no”, right? Well, it was supposed to. And that was all in my Freshman year at MSU. So, as I watched the Netflix Mini-Series …

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That Time I Went Hiking

In Family by dancedivajen

Shoes. Water bottle. Lulu pants. Lulu tank. Lulu jacket. Lulu thong. And I could stop this blog right here…CUT! If we were filming a TV pilot, or a screenplay…the director would be screaming, “CUT!” Cause I mean, it’s just so fucking stupid how dumb it all is. I’m getting ready this morning to take my boys hiking in the mountains. …