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Why Don’t They Like Me?

In Dating Sucks, Family by Jennifer

Kids love me. All kids. There is not a kid in the world that doesn’t. Look, do you know a kid? Put them in front of me and see if they love me. (No. Forget it. I already can tell you…they DO.)  All children think I’m the most amazing human being ever known to man. Except for my boyfriend’s kids. …

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It’s Okay to be Alone

In Dating Sucks, The Truth, Top 3 by Jennifer

You swiped right. You buzzed your butt off. You matched with the best of them. And sure, you had some great dates, met a  few nice guys. You even had a couple four-month stints. But you’ve also had a bunch of the worst dates known to all mankind.

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Millennials, You Suck at Divorce.

In Dating Sucks, Top 3 by Jennifer

Millennials You Suck!   (I think I’m about to lose my job. Those damn Millennials!) They’ve finally started doing something right! Yes, you heard me. I just got done reading an article that my Dad sent me from Bloomberg. Because of you pesky Millennials, the divorce rate is dropping! I can’t even believe it after all the annoying shit you do …

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Worst DATE Ever!

In Dating Sucks, Top 3 by Jennifer

I sat there watching. Boy, was it sad. It looked so…. Well, painful. No, it wasn’t just painful, it looked flat-out disastrous. It was like watching a terrible horror film with your hands over your eyes or a car wreck…You know like you don’t want to watch it but you just can’t help yourself. Yasss. That is what I witnessed …

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What Men REALLY Want in a Woman

In Dating Sucks, The Truth by Jennifer

I’ve had it. I’m done guessing. Stopped trying to figure it out… I decided to go right to the source, Y’all! I asked my closest guy friends to tell me what men really want in a woman. I did it for YOU! (Thank me later, ok?) And let me tell ya it wasn’t comfortable asking all the tough questions–and getting …

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Dating Tips From The Shower

In Dating Sucks, The Truth, Top 3 by Jennifer

Today I was in the shower. You know it’s where I do my best thinking. I thought about when I was single. Not like it was sooo long ago…but it’s been some time now that I’ve been in a relationship. But today while I was shampooing my hair, I started thinking about how I used to get all dolled up …

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Digging up the Dirt: Best Online Dating Sites After Divorce

In Dating Sucks by Jennifer

Swipe. Buzz. Match. Over 40. Jewish. Or African-American. Not too tall. Long-term, no short-term. Yes, I like dogs. No, not bald. Wait! I do like them bald. I like my men bald, but no cats. I hate pussies. No, wait…I love pussy, I just hate pussy CATS. I won’t date a guy with a cat but I will date a …

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Words You’ll Wish You Never Heard

In Dating Sucks, Top 3 by Jennifer

I thought I had a pretty good vocabulary. Then I got divorced and started online dating… I went on online dating sites and quickly realized I was going to have to learn a whole new online dating vocabulary! All these crazy-ass words, but why? Well, it seems as we continue to fail and fuck up with dating and relationships we need …

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How to Keep a Man (…and the top dating mistakes women make!)

In Dating Sucks, Top 3 by dancedivajen

You met for dinner. He ate with his fork. Even spoke in full sentences. Then, it happened… He paid the bill. Oh. My. God. You actually found a guy you want to date? Yes! He’s a good one…and it’s only been six months, three weeks, two days and five hours. (But who’s counting?) You like him and he’s attractive, smart, …