Feb 5, 2018Practice what you PreachI know what to do. I wrote a book for fucksake. I am basically a relationship expert! I can help other people get happy so what the hell...
Feb 1, 2018Impossible to LoveI debated writing this. I thought about it for a long time. In fact, I might chicken out even now… As I type. I might just stop, delete,...
Jan 10, 2018The Hate BlogI am obsessed with Howard Stern. What? It’s a new thing, and I can’t stop listening to him. I love him. I want to be him when I grow...
Jan 6, 2018New Year, New ME!Ok, so other years not so much. 2015, not a fave. 2009, the fucking worst. And I could give or take 2016. But this year, 2018…bring it...
Jan 3, 2018Enough is EnoughA best selling book. An award-winning TV pilot. My kids are happy, and healthy… And I’m in a great relationship with a kick-ass man. What...
Dec 13, 2017And the winner is…I wrote this already. I did. The night before the Atlanta Comedy Film Festival. I wrote this blog… I’m serious. I wrote this exact blog...
Nov 13, 2017Make Someone HappyI went in to buy a bracelet. Or a new necklace. Maybe a pair of earrings? Shit, I’m lying.. I went in to get something to wear for a...
Nov 11, 2017What now?So, hi. Remember me? The girl with the blog. Me! The one that used to annoy you, ranting…and swearing and shit! Well, I’m back. And I...
Sep 30, 2017News of the DayOk, I’ll stop yelling. I’m just so excited! Where do I start? I feel like I need to make a list so I won’t forget anything. Yes! A list....
Sep 8, 2017Man-A-PauseI wish I hated him. Or he did something shitty. Or he was mean. I wish he cheated on me… Or said hurtful words, was disrespectful or...
Sep 1, 2017One Happy Divorce – Hold the Bullshit!I’m sorry Y’all… I’ve just been so busy! I’m publishing my first book! “One Happy Divorce – Hold the Bullshit!” Finally, it’s really...
May 21, 2017Number 13Where do I start? From the top. And 5, 6, 7, 8… The beginning. Doe, re…MEEEE!! Look at that! How do I always seem to bring it back to...
Apr 11, 2017A Girl’s Best FriendI’m sorry! I know, I know… But I’ve been busy. Life has gotten in the way of well… Life. And I’ve been writing for some pretty kick-ass...
Mar 21, 2017Just Be NiceHe’s such a dick. He is the biggest asshole, ever! He has nothing kind to say. He can’t even return a phone call. He doesn’t have a nice...