Kids love me. All kids. There is not a kid in the world that doesn’t. Look, do you know a kid? Put them in front of me and see if they...

You swiped right. You buzzed your butt off. You matched with the best of them. And sure, you had some great dates, met a  few nice guys....

Should I ask her? Yes, baby….ask her. What if she says, no? She will not say no! So yesterday my sixteen-year-old finally–after much...

Millennials You Suck! (I think I’m about to lose my job. Those damn Millennials!) They’ve finally started doing something right! Yes, you...

I sat there watching. Boy, was it sad. It looked so…. Well, painful. No, it wasn’t just painful, it looked flat-out disastrous. It was...

I’ve had it. I’m done guessing. Stopped trying to figure it out… I decided to go right to the source, Y’all! I asked my closest guy...

Today I was in the shower. You know it’s where I do my best thinking. I thought about when I was single. Not like it was sooo long...

Swipe. Buzz. Match. Over 40. Jewish. Or African-American. Not too tall. Long-term, no short-term. Yes, I like dogs. No, not bald. Wait! I...

I thought I had a pretty good vocabulary. Then I got divorced and started online dating… I went on online dating sites and quickly...

You met for dinner. He ate with his fork. Even spoke in full sentences. Then, it happened… He paid the bill. Oh. My. God. You actually...

I debated writing this. I thought about it for a long time. In fact, I might chicken out even now… As I type. I might just stop, delete,...

I wish I hated him. Or he did something shitty. Or he was mean. I wish he cheated on me… Or said hurtful words, was disrespectful or...

I don’t want to meet the kids. Or get engaged. I don’t feel the need to co-habitate, Or ever blend families. I am never getting married...

We matched on Bumble. We chatted for two days. We exchanged numbers. We texted for “real” on the phone. We had an actual speaking...